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10 messages from teachers that say they should die laughing!
September 12 – “That’s why my teacher takes attendance seriously”
“It’s always ‘I haven’t found the classroom yet.’ Oh, really? OH REALLY? ‘My other class ran over time.’ No. I don’t validate that excuse. ‘I was caught in a nuclear explosion/my arm was blown off in a horrible badger accident, etc.’ I’m going to need proof for all of that. In short: Be there and be on time. If I don’t sleep in, nobody at this university is going to.” Yes, punctuality matters!
12.10 – “My teacher briefly scared me”
A student reveals a hilarious misunderstanding after taking his teacher’s request to be addressed by his first name a little too seriously: “My teacher likes to be called by his first name and I wrote Brain instead of Brian!!” A great email followed this unexpected error: “Hi Brain, I forgot to send you my questions about the course. Sorry.” The teacher’s reply was simple: “Thank you. Best regards,” accompanied by a brain image, adding a visual element to this comedic scene.
December 12 – “Hello everyone. Unfortunately, I have to postpone the exam and cancel Tuesday’s classes. Once again, my best wishes. I was shot and taken to the hospital.”
A series of events shook the students after an unusual email from their teacher: “Hi everyone. Unfortunately, I have to postpone the exam and cancel Tuesday’s class. Again, my best wishes. I was shot and hospitalized.” But the story doesn’t end there: “I also have Covid and the divorce is complicated. Class times are Mondays and Wednesdays from 11 a.m. to 12 p.m. with your teaching assistant. If I’m still alive, the exam will be next Monday. Keep reading your messages and don’t forget to check your ID. Best regards.” But at the end: “Hi everyone. Looks like my last email went viral. I appreciate all the messages I received in return. The injury wasn’t serious and none of my Covid symptoms were severe. The exam is still on Monday. Unlike my wife, I hope you don’t cheat. Good luck! Best regards.”
We often forget it, but our dear toddlers sometimes display a foolproof sense of humor, despite the many corrections, the annoying students, or the ministerial decrees after the start of the school year. Perhaps you’ve even received one of these memorable emails from a professor. Here’s a laugh-out-loud compilation of the most unbelievable emails professors send to their students.
1- “Good evening, sir, are you sleeping?”
10 messages from teachers that say they should die laughing!
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A student wanted to play a prank on his teacher. Annoyed that he had to work on an assignment late, he thought it would be clever to wake his teacher up in the middle of the night. Clever, but we hope for his sake the teacher didn’t take it too badly!
2- A spelling mistake that changes everything!
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Work on your spelling, we can’t tell you enough! This student accidentally wrote “and email” instead of the grammatically correct “email.” The professor’s response was swift: ” So you’re planning to kill me while emailing me? Thanks for improving your resuscitation skills. It’s reassuring to know I have someone in my life who can practice that skill if I need it again. ”
A lesson in humor, in which the teacher does not fail to counter with a touch of sarcasm in the face of this unfortunate shell.
A shiver of incomprehension must have run through this student when this teacher sent him this email:
” You have commitment issues. Please sort this out. ”
Fortunately, the teacher corrected the meaning of his sentence:
” Sorry for the confusion, I meant the attachment. ”
An anecdote that is as disturbing as it is funny.
4- The astonishing answer of a university professor!
High school: College is no joke, your teachers are very serious and you must always be professional and respectful.
“ High school: University is no fun, your teachers are very serious and you must always remain professional and respectful. ”
” The University: Mr. Wiltse, is it still okay for you if I take my final exam tomorrow at noon? I’ll let you know again. ”
” I don’t care. ”
5- “The email my teacher just sent me killed me”
” Hi everyone, I’m canceling classes this Wednesday so I can pick up a friend from prison. I apologize for the inconvenience, but I think the hardships of being incarcerated are greater than you. ”
A radical decision that probably left the students speechless; perhaps they imagined a situation worthy of a Hollywood script.
6- “Guys, my teacher just sent me this email and I’ve never been so embarrassed. I blame you, the Harry Potter movies.”
This anecdote surely made Harry Potter fans laugh! In this post-Thanksgiving message, the professor surprised his student by revealing a mix-up between the “Chamber of Secrets” and the “Chamber of Commerce”.
” Hello, I hope you had a nice Thanksgiving. While reading your essay, I noticed that you used ‘Chamber of Secrets’ instead of ‘Chamber of Commerce’ several times.”
It was a mistake that could have been costly, but the professor was lenient: “I won’t deduct any points and I’ll postpone the deadline to Monday so you have more time to solve all your problems .”
7- “That’s why my teacher takes attendance seriously”
“ It’s always, ‘I haven’t found the classroom yet.’ Oh, really? OH REALLY? ‘My other class ran over time.’ No. I don’t validate that excuse. ‘I was caught in a nuclear explosion/my arm was blown off in a terrible badger accident, etc.’ I’m going to need proof for all of that. In short: Be there and be on time. If I don’t sleep in, nobody at this university will. ”
Yes, punctuality is important!
8- “My teacher briefly scared me”
A student reveals a hilarious mistake after taking his teacher’s wish to be called by his first name a little too seriously:
” My teacher likes to be called by his first name, and I have Brain instead of Brian!! ”
A great email followed this unexpected mistake: “ Hi Brain, I forgot to send you my questions about the course. Sorry. ”
The teacher’s reply was simple: ” Thank you.” “Yours,” was accompanied by a brain scan, adding a visual element to this comedic scene.
9 – A very relaxed teacher
Teachers at secondary schools warn that the relaxed atmosphere you experienced in your younger years may no longer exist at university. The proof lies in this worrying message from a university professor:
“ Dear students, while I was writing in your notebooks and eating oilseeds, disaster struck and my seed mix ended up all over your notebooks and the floor. It might sound strange to say this, but if any of you have a severe allergy to peanuts and other nuts, please contact me so I know to completely decontaminate your notebook. I apologize for the inconvenience.”
10 – “Hello everyone. Unfortunately, I have to postpone the exam and cancel Tuesday’s class. Once again, my best wishes. I was shot and taken to the hospital.”
A series of events shook the students after an unusual email from their professor:
” Hi everyone. Unfortunately, I have to postpone the exam and cancel Tuesday’s classes. Once again, my best wishes. I was shot and taken to the hospital. ”
But the story doesn’t end there: “ I also have Covid, and the divorce is complicated. Lessons are held on Mondays and Wednesdays from 11 a.m. to 12 p.m. with your teaching assistant. If I’m still alive, the exam will be next Monday. Keep reading your messages and don’t forget to check your identity documents. Yours truly. ”
But at the end: “ Hi everyone. Looks like my last email went viral. I appreciate all the messages I received in return. The injury wasn’t serious and none of my Covid symptoms were severe. The exam is still on Monday. Unlike my wife, I hope you’re not cheating (cheat means to deceive or defraud in English). Good luck! Yours truly. ”
