Funny story: A Soldier Approached A Nun

The nun, understanding his fear, responded, “I comprehend your reluctance entirely.”

The soldier, overcome with relief, couldn’t help but remark, “I hope you don’t mind me saying this, but you have a truly impressive pair of legs.”

The nun, with a touch of humor, replied, “Perhaps if you had looked a bit higher, you would have noticed a truly impressive pair of balls. I, too, am not eager to go to the front lines.”