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“Thanks! Just got back from the dealership. Picked this baby up for my wife.
$160K! Can you believe it?”
While a 90-year-old woman paid his lawn bills out of her Social Security check.
“That’s great,” I said.
“Listen, when are you planning to pay Miss Darlene back?”
His smile faltered. “What?”
“Oh!” He waved his hand dismissively. “Yeah, I’ll get to that.
I’m actually headed to Florida now for a couple of weeks. Beach house vacation. I’ll deal with it when I get back.”
“You’re standing right in front of her house.
You could pay her now.”
“You have a checkbook.”
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