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Without hesitation, Camille panicked and went back downstairs to see her mother:
“Mommy, Mommy, Leo has a hairy chest!”
“Don’t worry, my darling,” her mother replied calmly. “All good men have hairy chests. Come upstairs, he’ll take care of you.”
Camille calmly goes back upstairs. This time Leo takes off his trousers… And then another surprise: her legs are very hairy too!
Another quick descent:
“Mommy, Mommy, his legs are full of hair too!”
“My dear, that’s normal, all good men are like that. Come on, be brave!”
We are beginning to understand that for Camille, the wedding night looks more like a marathon than a romance.
The man couldn’t believe it. Then, at the very top, he saw an ugly old parrot, featherless, with a tired look.
“And how much?”
“That one?” 5000 euros.
The man asked in surprise,
“But… what does he do? Does he speak ten languages? Does he sing opera?”
The salesman smiled:
“No, sir.” He hardly speaks. But the other two call him Patron. 😎
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